A Happy Hobbity Holiday

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Lord Sauron sent to me:

Twelve wargs a-warring

Eleven spiders spinning

Ten trolls a-turning

Nine Nazgul flying

Eight goblins gambolling

Seven dwarf-lords lording

Six wizards wand’ring

FIIIIIVE AAAAARMIIIIES…!

Four brave hobbits

Three elven kings

Two trilogies

And One Ring of power to ruuule over thee-ee!


 

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Happy hobbity-holidays, everyone!

—db

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